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Top Pick-Up Lines

Top Pick-Up Lines

Hey fellas - want to know a sure-fire way to impress a girl? Call her fat. Butter her up, say a lot of nice things and then call her fat. Soon she'll be eating out of your hand. I mean... that's the plan, right?

Okay, let's get this out of the way right now: If you do this, you're a total douche-nozel. Treat a woman well. If you're not into her, no big deal. Man up or get out of the dating pool.

Click here to read Michelle's story. And be sure to leave a comment there calling her date a dick.

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